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Below you'll find a lot of famous / interesting / remarkable quotes... - War / Military related - Funny - Wise... - Movie Quotes War / Military related "It is human nature to stab others in the back to gain an advantage in life. It is not my nature to stab others in the back, nonetheless, I will stab others to see if my blade is sharp." "Fighting for peace, is like fucking for virginity..." "We are jolly green giants, walking the earth, with guns." "May God have mercy
upon my enemies, because I won't." "I don't 'Spray 'n Pray'. I'm not religious. I just fire my weapon as fast as possible in the general direction of my target. They are the ones who should be praying while I'm spraying." "They got us surrounded again... the poor bastards..." "I've got a gun, ammo, and a pissed of attitude... something's gonna die!" "Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for." "Onward
we stagger, and if the tanks come, may god have mercy on the tanks." "My draw is quick and my aim is true. Amen." "It's up to God to
forgive Osama bin Laden, It's up to us to arrange the meeting." "No poor bastard
ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards
die for their country." The wise learn many things
from their enemies "Any problem you may have, can easily be solved with the correct amount of C4." "Untutored courage
is useless in the face of educated bullets." He who wants peace must
prepare for war "In God we trust. Everybody else, keep you hands where I can see them." "In
the absence of orders, find something and kill it!" "They are in front
of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that
outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!" "A sadist kills for pleasure. A mercenary kills for money. A Marine kills for both." "Facimus et Frangimus" "A sword never killed anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand." "Out of every 100
men, ten shouldn't even be here. Eighty are just targets. Nine are the
real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle.
Ah, but the one, One is a warrior. And he will bring the others back." "Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations" "You just killed
an unarmed man!" Funny "I eat my gummie bears feet first, so i can hear them scream!" "Worshipping an electron would be rather pointless, although one should have a little respect for the buggers if they gang up like, say, the number present in a lightning bolt." "Life is dangerous... So far nobody survived!" "I
may be as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best!" "Who says I am not
under the special protection of God?" Wise... "Death is caused by your birth" "Experience is a hard teacher because it gives the test first and the lesson later." "The truth is rarely
pure, and never simple." "Never argue with idiots... They drag you down to their level, then beat you on experience..." "Big minds discuss
ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." "What is left when
honour is lost..." "Tolerance does not
mean you agree with everything other people say, or that you subordinate
your best instincts to the tyranny of mass opinion. It simply means
you pretend not to know that everyone on the planet but you is a fucking
moron." "Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups" "And the bravest
are surely those that have the clearest vision of what is before them,
glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding go out to meet it." "However many holy
words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if
you do not act upon them?" "Many that live deserve
death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then
do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very
wise cannot see all ends." "Loyalty above all else - except honour" "If someone betrays
you once, it is their fault. If someone betrays you twice, it is your
fault." Movie Quotes "If it bleeds, we
can kill it..." "Good morning. You
are one day closer to the end of the world. You have been warned." "It was not my intention
to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my
word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still
feel raw about it, I'll be waiting." "I don't give a good
fuck what you know or don't know. I'm going to torture you anyway." "Hey, there's a line." "What are we supposed
to use, man, harsh language?" "...and the fact
that you've got REPLICA written on the side of your gun... and the fact
that I've got 'Desert Eagle point vife zero' written on the side of
mine..." "Those of you lucky
enough to have your lives take them with you. However, leave the limbs
you've lost. They belong to me now." "Beautiful morning, Sergeant!" "Do you expect me
to talk?" "Well, the thing
on my mind right now is not the coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger
in my garage!" Loki: "The last two
days on earth, if I had a dick I'd go get laid, but we can do the next
best thing." "Guilt is just a
bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down." The Bride: "You can
relax for now. I'm not going to kill you in front of your daughter.
"Never shall the
blood of the innocent be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow
like a river. The three shall spread and be the vengeful striking hammer
of God." "What's the color of
the boathouse at Hereford?" Naval Radio Operator: Oh
this is nothin'! You shoulda been with us five, six months ago. WHOA...
you talk about puke! We ran into a hail storm over the Sea of Japan,
right? Everybody's wretchin' their guts out. The pilot shot his lunch
all over the windshield, and I barfed on the radio. Knocked it out completely.
And it wasn't that lightweight stuff either! It was that chunky, industrial-weight
puke! (Offers a candy bar in Dr. Ryan's direction) Hey, you wanna bite?! "Excuses are like
assholes. Everybody has one." "I'm ready, man, check
it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT
want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and
my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently
targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy.
We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got
sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..." "Are you quitting
on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking
piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off
of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you
cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private
Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! Bethany: "Sex is
a joke in heaven?" Kevin Lomax: "What
are you?" "Do you smell that?
...Napalm son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the
smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like... Victory!" "Where's the rescue squad?" "What we do in life,
echoes in eternity..." "God has a hardon
for marines. That's because we kill everything we see." "Take sex for example.
There is nothing funnier than the faces you people make during mid-coitus." "Violence in movies?
It's much more interesting to see a car exploding, than to see it parking." "You know, fuck you
man, any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down
sulphur is like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting
practice one can engage in. Next to soccer." "Look, these people, they
have no jobs, no food, no education, no future. I just figure that we
have two things we can do. Help, or we can sit back and watch a country
destroy itself on CNN." Mail me if you want to make any additions... I'll see what I can do! ;-) MAIL |