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Below you'll find a lot of famous / interesting / remarkable quotes... 


- War / Military related

- Funny

- Wise...

- Movie Quotes


War / Military related

"It is human nature to stab others in the back to gain an advantage in life. It is not my nature to stab others in the back, nonetheless, I will stab others to see if my blade is sharp."

"Fighting for peace, is like fucking for virginity..."

"We are jolly green giants, walking the earth, with guns."

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't."
-George S. Patton

"I don't 'Spray 'n Pray'. I'm not religious. I just fire my weapon as fast as possible in the general direction of my target. They are the ones who should be praying while I'm spraying."

"They got us surrounded again... the poor bastards..."

"I've got a gun, ammo, and a pissed of attitude... something's gonna die!"

"Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for."

"Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may god have mercy on the tanks."
- Col. William Darby

"My draw is quick and my aim is true. Amen."

"It's up to God to forgive Osama bin Laden, It's up to us to arrange the meeting."
- USMC

"No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country."
- Gen. G. S. Patton (U.S. Army)

The wise learn many things from their enemies
- Aristophanes

"Any problem you may have, can easily be solved with the correct amount of C4."

"Untutored courage is useless in the face of educated bullets."
- Gen. G. S. Patton (U.S. Army)

He who wants peace must prepare for war
- Claudius

"In God we trust. Everybody else, keep you hands where I can see them."

"In the absence of orders, find something and kill it!"
- Erwin Rommel

"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!"
- Col. Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC (When the Marines were cut off behind enemy lines and the Army had written the 1st Marine Division off as being lost because they were surrounded by 22 enemy divisions. The Marines made it out inflicting the highest casualty ratio on an enemy in history and destroying 7 entire enemy divisions in the process. An enemy division is 16500+ men while a Marine division is 12500 men.)

"A sadist kills for pleasure. A mercenary kills for money. A Marine kills for both."

"Facimus et Frangimus"
(We make and we break)

"A sword never killed anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand."

"Out of every 100 men, ten shouldn't even be here. Eighty are just targets. Nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, One is a warrior. And he will bring the others back."
- Hericletus, circa 500 BC

"Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations"

"You just killed an unarmed man!"
"He should have armed himself."


Funny

"I eat my gummie bears feet first, so i can hear them scream!"

"Worshipping an electron would be rather pointless, although one should have a little respect for the buggers if they gang up like, say, the number present in a lightning bolt."

"Life is dangerous... So far nobody survived!"

"I may be as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best!"
-Whitman

"Who says I am not under the special protection of God?"
- Adolf Hitler


Wise...

"Death is caused by your birth"

"Experience is a hard teacher because it gives the test first and the lesson later."

"The truth is rarely pure, and never simple."
- Oscar Wilde

"Never argue with idiots... They drag you down to their level, then beat you on experience..."

"Big minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"What is left when honour is lost..."
- Publilius Sirus

"Tolerance does not mean you agree with everything other people say, or that you subordinate your best instincts to the tyranny of mass opinion. It simply means you pretend not to know that everyone on the planet but you is a fucking moron."
- Dennis Miller

"Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups"

"And the bravest are surely those that have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding go out to meet it."
- Thucidides

"However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act upon them?"
- Buddha

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."
- J.R.R. Tolkien

"Loyalty above all else - except honour"

"If someone betrays you once, it is their fault. If someone betrays you twice, it is your fault."
- Eleanor Roosevelt


Movie Quotes

"If it bleeds, we can kill it..."
- A. Schwarzenegger (Predator)

"Good morning. You are one day closer to the end of the world. You have been warned."
- The Omen

"It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting."
- The Bride (Kill Bill)

"I don't give a good fuck what you know or don't know. I'm going to torture you anyway."
- Mr. Blonde (Reservoir Dogs)

"Hey, there's a line."
"I know."
"And this ain't the end of it."
"I know."

- SOFD-member (Black Hawk Down)

"What are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?"
- Frost (Aliens)

"...and the fact that you've got REPLICA written on the side of your gun... and the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle point vife zero' written on the side of mine..."
- Snatch

"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."
- The Bride (Kill Bill)

"Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"
"What are you, a fucking weatherman now?"
-
(We were soldiers)

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No mister Bond! I expect you to die!"

- Goldfinger

"Well, the thing on my mind right now is not the coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage!"
- Jimmie (Pulp Fiction)

Loki: "The last two days on earth, if I had a dick I'd go get laid, but we can do the next best thing."
Bartleby: "What's that?"
Loki: "Let's kill people."
- (Dogma)

"Guilt is just a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down."
- John Milton (Devil's Advocate)

The Bride: "You can relax for now. I'm not going to kill you in front of your daughter.
Copperhead: "That's being more rational than Bill led me to believe you were capable of."
The Bride: "It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality."
- Kill Bill

"Never shall the blood of the innocent be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread and be the vengeful striking hammer of God."
- (The Boondock Saints)

"What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?"
- Sam (Ronin)

Naval Radio Operator: Oh this is nothin'! You shoulda been with us five, six months ago. WHOA... you talk about puke! We ran into a hail storm over the Sea of Japan, right? Everybody's wretchin' their guts out. The pilot shot his lunch all over the windshield, and I barfed on the radio. Knocked it out completely. And it wasn't that lightweight stuff either! It was that chunky, industrial-weight puke! (Offers a candy bar in Dr. Ryan's direction) Hey, you wanna bite?!
- (Hunt for the Red October)

"Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one."
- (Platoon)

"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."
- Hundson (Aliens)

"Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
- Gny. Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

Bethany: "Sex is a joke in heaven?"
Metatron: "The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here too!"
- (Dogma)

Kevin Lomax: "What are you?"
John Milton: "I have so many names..."
Kevin Lomax: "Satan."
John Milton: "Call me dad."
- (Devil's Advocate)

"Do you smell that? ...Napalm son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like... Victory!"
- Lt.Col. Kilgore (Apocalypse Now)

"Where's the rescue squad?"
"We're it."

- SOFD-member (Black Hawk Down)

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity..."
- Maximus (Gladiator)

"God has a hardon for marines. That's because we kill everything we see."
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

"Take sex for example. There is nothing funnier than the faces you people make during mid-coitus."
- Metatron (Dogma)

"Violence in movies? It's much more interesting to see a car exploding, than to see it parking."
- Quentin Tarantino (during interview)

"You know, fuck you man, any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting practice one can engage in. Next to soccer."
- Loki (Dogma)

"Look, these people, they have no jobs, no food, no education, no future. I just figure that we have two things we can do. Help, or we can sit back and watch a country destroy itself on CNN."
- A U.S. Army Ranger (Black Hawk Down)


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